Buying tons of gift items

Any amount is fine, and I will almost always have the meat to service bulk trades. This is a list of the most common items I buy. I'll really buy most any gift items that don't come from NPC stores, but if it's not on this list chances are it's price will be lower than 250 each.

Same name in game, always available to trade. Just send an offer! Thanks

250 each:
stuffed angry cow
stuffed astral badger
stuffed baby gravy fairy
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth
stuffed cocoabo
stuffed crazy bastard sword
stuffed flaming gravy fairy
stuffed frozen gravy fairy
stuffed hand turkey
stuffed martini
stuffed mind flayer
stuffed Meat
stuffed monocle
stuffed scary death orb
stuffed spooky gravy fairy
stuffed tin of caviar
stuffed undead elbow macaroni
rubber bracelets

500 each:
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech
stuffed mink
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy
stuffed snowy owl
stuffed stinky gravy fairy
fake fake vomit
jazz soap
magical ice cube with a fly in it
mood ring
rubber emo roe

1000 each:
stuffed key
stuffed treasure chest
stuffed teddy butler
stuffed yo-yo
brick
clown hammer

3000 each:
stuffed Cheshire bitten
club necklace
heart necklace
spade necklace
black candy heart
fake hand

6000 each:
diamond necklace
designer handbag